Will writes:
“when i’m boss of the universe . . .
Two words I’d like to remove from the Universe:
deets – The word is “Details,” not “deets.” “deet” is an important ingredient in insect repellent.
peeped – Did you look at it? Then you saw it. You did not “peep” it. And your friends? They are your friends. They are not your “peeps.” Your “peeps” are tasty little marshmallow chunks, shaped like birds and covered with enough sugar to give you type 2 diabetes after one box. They are especially tasty if you let them reach the perfect point of almost-too-stale before eating them.”
Heh. (And any post with Peeps in it is all right with me.)